While the majority of vehicle users are surprisingly patient, it's best not to dwell too long after the lights change.
In my mind I was like a cat, coiled to pounce on my bike pedal with the burst of energy needed to get the process ignited.
In reality - bit of a gap in the concept to be honest. Actually - make that chasm.
"Pedal too high. Damn, almost need a ladder to jump from to get it at that angle..."
"Pedal too low. Crickey - I've seen sheep move fast. Barely moved."
"Finally - perfect height, good take off. Excellent. Oh bother. Red light! Stop. Repeat all over again!
After close scrutiny, of the metatarsal adorning type, I started to distinguish between the 'cleats and non cleats' in the cycling kingdom.
Cleats, for those not too sure (as I was) - are specific stubs on shoes that rugby players, sprinters etc as well as cyclists use to enhance their overall performance.
With cyclists, the footwear cleat, snaps into specifically designed pedals and until you move your foot in a specific way to release the mechanism, both foot and pedal are melded into one.
At this point I spotted the tiny little flaw in getting to use this cunningly designed little feature. Understandably somewhat wary, I looked around to see if there was a more gentler way to get use to this foot / pedal bonding approach, before commiting to the cleat way of life.
Yes - pedal straps. Again, a simple application. A cage of sorts, is attached to the pedal(s) with a strap securing the general shape. The toes, up to the ball of the foot slide into this cage. It helps with take offs; in the wet and so forth.
So off I set with my boyfriend who had experiences of cleats. He wisely (and quietly) followed behind me. He certainly knew something I didn't.
For this first journey, I had the pedal strap with cage attached to my right pedal only. (Remember this factor.)
Half an hour later, a few fleeting moments of forgetting about the strap, I had avoided the whole situation of getting 'trapped' with possible consequences.
Well done me!
But wait. The plot thickens...
Cycling up to the house. A feeling of relief. Happy to have survived. Still thinking 'phew - made it'. Meanwhile, the cycle has come to a graceful halt.
Then it begins... a slow, gentle lean to the right. Further... bit further. The gentle lean is registering...
"Why am I still moving to the right"
"my foot should have stopped me"...
"my foot should have.." My foot. MY FOOT!!!!!!!!
Too late. As quick as it took me to think what to do, I had passed the point of no return, and was instead, "at one with the road". Interesting angle that!
With immediate effect, a memo to self: Do not like this angle. STOP. Do not repeat exercise again. STOP.
It's amazing how hard it is to move when pinned by your own bike. Bizarre. Thankfully due to my passion of two other high risks sports, I had not put out my hands / arms or elbows. So no damage to me. After what felt like an age, I pushed the bike aside and managed to get up, dust myself off and get to the house.
My boyfriend, dutifully ensured I was OK and then gave the bike and pedals a stern talking too. He brought the bikes in and parked them in the hallway. It was only afterwards, when the anesthetic of embarrassment had worn off for me, he then recited the whole event from the angle that he saw it.
As a behavioural analyst, I observe the verbal and non verbal communications that people display. Strangely his narration continued, it become more and more dispersed with snorts and gasps for air. Apparently, when people laugh so hard, it gets to a stage when breathing becomes a really vital part of the moment so this physical response is quite normal! (In fairness, it must have been funny to watch, literally in slow motion, but I won't tell him that. ;)
As it was, it was only my ego that hit the ground that day. Another lesson learnt on the Cycle lane of Life.